Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Doctor Fucking What

I am fucking seething. I am angry beyond words. I cannot articulate my fucking fury. But I will. I have just watched the latest episode of Doctor Who several days late, thanks to Mr Rupert Murdoch's Sky + systemy thingy. What a pile of shite. How dare they do this? I have loved the new series but suddenly whoever this twat is who used to write Shameless, who has grandly written this episode about a bunch of Doctor Who fans, taking the piss, diverts it into a post-modernist ironic load of bollocks. Do not take the piss, you useless gay twat. Sorry, generally. Bollocks, bollocks, bollocks. Oh sorry, politics.....shit I can't be bothered.

11 comments:

hangthedj said...

Didn't see the Doctor Who, but love "Shameless"...it's hard to believe that a writer of such a good show could fuck up so spectacularly. Will have to watch it now.

I Eat Apples said...

Shameless is utter bile. Anyone who says otherwise needs help.

hangthedj said...

I obviously need help then. But I knew that anyway.

stalin's gran said...

I think my rant was probably a little over the top, but I was really, really, er, annoyed. That episode though was just too knowing - Shameless, mind you, while beautifullly written, was, just like Harry Enfield's Loadsamoney, also hailed as brilliantly innovative in its day, merely taking the piss out of the working/under class, and therefore, by definition, reactionary shit....

Sam Brady said...

UK television is fucked. Contracted mediocrities (actors, thick presenters, and lefty, gay sex-obsessed 'writers' such as Russell T Davies) are paid huge wedges to churn out derivative crap for the increasingly moronic British public.
Telly-watching Brits (picture them stuffing pizza into their pie-holes, spilling cheese and tomato bits down their tracky tops)are now every bit as stoopid as their American cousins. They deserve the bilge pumped at them 24/7.
For many Brits, intellectual and spiritual salvation is already a lost cause. Those with a modicum of brain / motor function left should make the supreme effort to haul their fat arses off their greasy sofas and turn the fucking telly OFF.
Then get hold of a novel - I recommend Michel Houllebecq's 'Atomised' or 'The Possibility of an Island' - and read it. Claw back some human dignity before it is too late.
Now, that's what I call a TV review.
SAM BRADY: THE MAN THEY CAN'T GAG

hangthedj said...

Yeah, but is it not possible to watch television and read novels?

I got a first in English from Leeds University, read 1-2 novels a week (not Jackie Collins!) and feel I am a well-rounded human being because of it.

I hate these sweeping, generalised statements. Not all people who *whisper it* enjoy watching TV are slobs.

Also, there are some incredibly innovative and informative programmes being shown on TV every night. You are obviously just watching the wrong channels Sam...

stalin's gran said...

Hmmmm - well, I got a 2:2 in English from Leeds University after spendinbg most of the the three years ploitting in the Fav (which diid not have leather sofas then). AndI watch telly. But I don't understand most of it.

stalin's gran said...

And my keyboard is clearly fucked....

stalin's gran said...

PS Hangedthe...ignore Sam. He's from Wigan.

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