How The Veil Works

I find the wearing of the veil in this country by Muslim women offensive and mediaeval, but it does seem to work. I was standing next to a seated, veiled young woman on the tube today, with a rucksack on her lap, and all I could look at were her hands.

Cowardly, Cowardly Bastards

I am just going to say one thing here, and it is in the post headline. They are all careerists when it comes down to it. How dare these cunts promulgate one thing in an EDM - political graffiti as has been said and now proved - and then not vote for it. Tony Blair has caused death and mayhem on an unimaginable scale and he gets away with it. I do not care about the Iraqis really, sad to say, but I do care about some poor bastard from Preston having his legs blown off or his mate dying for no reason. Tell me what the reason is. And then these chicken Labour MPs back out when they have a chance to stop it. I am not going to go on about the geo-political imperatives but this is simply madness. I will leave the analysis for others. But why squander our troops' lives on a shithole?

Keith Allen: An Apology

All right, I still think you are basically a cunt. But the Sheriff of Nottingham makes me laugh. Particurlary the line last week or so when the Sheriff was allegedly assasinated by a "terrorist". I shot the Sheriff, says said terrorist. No you didn't, says Keith. You shot the deputy. Referring to his lookalike, who was in the village in his stead. OK, I know he didn't write it. But it was delivered well. Bit of respect.