Keith Allen: An Apology

All right, I still think you are basically a cunt. But the Sheriff of Nottingham makes me laugh. Particurlary the line last week or so when the Sheriff was allegedly assasinated by a "terrorist". I shot the Sheriff, says said terrorist. No you didn't, says Keith. You shot the deputy. Referring to his lookalike, who was in the village in his stead. OK, I know he didn't write it. But it was delivered well. Bit of respect.